Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
Mmm yes I’m liking this contestant. Liking him A LOT.
Liking him! Texas you say? Not too far away. Lol.
Oh damn. Can I take him home? Please?
Hey Leah! I think we’d all be willing to take him home, you might have a fight on your hands! lol
My goal is to get the hubby on here, so keep checkin in!
Just a quick question, because I have someone that might be interested. I thought this was for the non-professional. He is definately good looking, but he is also a professional model. He has alot of experience according to his resume. Could you clarify this?
i dout it would be possible for anyone to beat TREVOR I MEAN LOOK AT THAT BODY so fine and lean
Voted for my friend Trevor Adam. Real nice guy