
Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.

Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.

Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).

Remember that - yeah we don't either.

One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
Arrrggghhhh….
OMG, yum! He could totally be my Tristan!!! I wonder if he’d come be my real-life muse and just hang out while I write book 3. Thanks for giving such a beautiful visual!
Oh my, very nice, thanks.
I love the new look of your blog too, well done.
Absolutely delicious!
Love the new you!
Better late than never. Lovin the new blog look 🙂
Stephanie G
Paranormal Haven
I think it was the pirate hat that got me (thank you Luis Rafael)
and the whole Johnny Depp love…but Johnny NEVER looked like that with his shirt off, Arghhh
ho. ly. shit.
Oh Gosh!
I haven’t checked in for a while (so sorry 🙁 ), but wow…the pretty I’ve been missing! *g*
Thanks for sharing, he is sizzling hot!
Kelly @ I Work for Books