My rating: 4 of 5 flames
I loved this fun and witty story about, well, not much really, but that’s half the fun. There’s a plot about demon hunting, but it’s not quite the main focus of the book. The book is a witty and fun romp about chasing demons, reanimated dead guys, talking dogs, falling in love, and watching some Dahlvani warriors get intoxicated on chocolate. Trust me, this is one you won’t want to miss.
Quick recap: Addy is out jogging with her dog,Dooley, one night and as soon as Addy starts to get that “I’m being watched” feeling, Dooley goes nuts and runs off into the woods. Addy goes after her and when she finds her dog, she also finds some freaky shadowy demon things, and a super hot hunka burning alien. The Dahlvani is hunting the demon and sees the demons swarming this beautiful human, he has to do something.
Next thing we know, this emotionless alien has lots and lots of emotion directed towards Addy. His brother warrior Ansgar gives him a hard time, but for some reason, those pesky feelings bother him too…about Addy’s friend Evangeline. Meanwhile, the demons are gearing up to take over Earth, or at least Hannah, Alabama. Can Addy, Brand, Ansgar and Evie save Hannah, Ala?
The majority of the book is just fun. I can’t think of another word for this book. The Country fried storyline is one that will have you cracking up throughout the whole book.
My favorite part was where two older women were brawling at a funeral.
(bit of backstory, Addy is a florist-the only florist in town-so she’s there for both the flowers and the funeral. The decedent’s wife Shirley cut off his manhood and is flaunting it at his mistress Bessie Mae, oh and the body’s missing)
“Tramp!” Shirley yelled, pounding Bessie Mae’s head into the floor.
“Sicko weenie whacker, ” Bessie Mae flung back…she seemed oblivious to the fact that her Playtex 18-hour bra showed, she’d lost a shoe, and there was a big hole in one of her support stockings.
The whole book is full of crazy fun scenes like that. Paranormal lite doesn’t always work for me, but this one’s a keeper.
So if you’re in a reading funk and want something totally different, this is the book for you!
Super Slut Puppy
Great googly mooglies
“Holy happy horse shit!”
“They serve the best BBQ around and fried chicken that’ll make you wanna slap yo’ mama.”