Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
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Totally agree!! Very nice!!
Girl you soooo know how to read my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the second picture! I think I could survive on a island if I only had Theo with me.
Pic # 3 for me, he makes it look like it is a relaxing place to be. And yes I would have to have some food at some point to keep up the strength to keep up with Theo!!!
jackie b central texas
LOL! I would so take him too, nom nom. 😀
girl he is such hotness *sighs*
ps kelly! you have an award @ my blog 🙂
Hi Kelly,
just wanted to let you know that you have an award waiting for you here.
Have a great weekend 🙂 Stella