[rating stars="five-stars"]
Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
[rating stars="four-stars"]
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
[rating stars="three-stars"]
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
[rating stars="two-stars"]
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
[rating stars="one-star"]
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
I’m not going :o( Sounds like fun, but yeah… just not gonna make that one. I know you’ll have SO much fun and can’t wait to hear all about it after. :o)
Hey, Kelly ~
Tiffany from RomCon here! Can’t wait to meet you in July! I hope some of your friends/readers can come with you. If not, we have a “Buddy” from that we use to match roommates based on similar interests. Here’s the link if you need it: https://fs17.formsite.com/RomConInc/form182475201/secure_index.html
See you soon!!!
Tiffany James
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