[rating stars="five-stars"]
Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
[rating stars="four-stars"]
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
[rating stars="three-stars"]
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
[rating stars="two-stars"]
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
[rating stars="one-star"]
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
I would never be that lucky! Why or why can’t that happen to me!
Whew!! *fans self* Love it!! It’s a romance novel come to life.
I’m liking the alternative road side services here, lol. Where do I sign up? 😉
Beth, the hell with AAA, I want the SSS, Scottish Sexual Services
LOL
Felicia- I guess we have to go to Scotland to even try to get that lucky!!
OMG! I am soo in love with those men! I hope I get stuck in the rain with them
I love these commercials! There are quite a few of them. Type “William Lawson’s” into youtube’s search engine. They’re all fabulous! I must say, though, that I’ve been to Scotland twice and did not see any men who looked remotely like that!!! Pity….
Oh my! That is awesome. Thanks for sharing 😀
That was awesome – I want some road side service like that