The Slayer by Theresa MeyersMy rating: 3.5 of 5 flamesOpening with a payroll coach robbery and ending with a demon getting his butt kicked, this novel has it all. The Slayer is book 2 in a Western Steampunk plus vampires,...
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Read MoreThis is what I’m reading right now, and let me tell you, it’s full of awesome. For anyone who’s ever heard of Beyonce, the Giant Metal Chicken, or of Jenny, the Bloggess, you will not want to miss this!
Read MoreBear Meets Girl by Shelly LaurenstonMy rating: 4 of 5 flamesThis is a fun, fast and funny book. This whole series is like that, though; full of fun and great banter.Lou Crushek is an undercover cop when he gets transferred from...
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Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
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