Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
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So this review has taken me months to write. This is not a good sign. First off, the title hints at witty Rom Com fun. There is none. Secondly, this book should include a trigger warning for rape. It doesn’t, but my review does. TW for rape I almost DNF’d… Read more »
It’s been over a year and I’m still at about 60% through Christine Feehan’s first Carpathian novel. That should have been a sign. Sigh. This author doesn’t work for me. I’m so dang frustrated because I want her to work. Prepare for a rantypants rant: First things first, do not… Read more »
Book Savvy Babe’s Review: I’m going to be really honest here… I’m not the biggest M/M reader ever. I get concerned that the book will be too over-the-top for my tastes and pass on most M/M. But some of my good friends loved the book, so I had to give… Read more »
Book 2 in the Roaring Twenties series begins with a chase on a train and an action-packed first meeting. You can’t help but get caught up in all the action. I love the movie The Mummy (the one with Brendan Fraser), and this book kind of reminds me of… Read more »
BOOK INFORMATION TITLE – Cruel Capers on the Caribbean SERIES – A Kate on Vacation Mystery AUTHOR – Kassandra Lamb GENRE – Mystery, cozy PUBLICATION DATE – June 15th LENGTH (Pages/# Words) – approx. 30,000 words (novella) PUBLISHER – Misterio Press LLC COVER ARTIST – Book Cover Corner… Read more »
Happy Father’s Day to all you daddies out there! For my family, we are all getting together this afternoon, the kiddos get to play and swim, and we adults get to catch up and spend time together. For my part, I get to bring the giant pitcher of Watermelon Sangria!… Read more »
I like this series a lot, but I’m not sure I liked this book as much as some of the others. I also have mixed feelings on Logan and Pepper (which by the way, Pepper and Mr. Stark? Really? Really? I guess Iron Man is an inside joke for Lori… Read more »
Ivy is a cat shifter, and she’s in a special ops group where she’s partnered with a jackass who won’t acknowledge her abilities. From the get-go he tells her to stay by the vehicle and let him do his thing. Well, he obviously dies right off the bat. Ivy, meanwhile,… Read more »
I liked the idea of this novella a lot, but there were some confusing parts. This novella takes place in an alternate world that is some sort of slightly different version of where we live. In New Seattle, portals have been found that lead to another world (the mythos of… Read more »
Guys! guys! No really, guys! Sarah MacLean’s latest cover in her Rules of Scoundrels series has been revealed, and Oh my sweet giddy aunt is it gorgeous. Take a look and tell me what you think, because I think it’s just perfect for Chase’s book.
Original Review: I burnt dinner trying to read and cook at the same time. :/ Amazing. Edited Review: I held my breath almost through the entire story. OMG people, this was amazing. The build up to the ending is so intense, as is the entire book, but seriously, this was… Read more »
I had to wait before I could write this review because I was so beside myself. In fact I may or may not have emailed Meljean and called her some mean names for leaving me like this. This serial is amazing. Flat out amazing. I’ve never read anything like what… Read more »
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