Five stars are like six-pack abs on a really tan, hunky guy not wearing much. They make us drool, we stroke them (the books, not the guys! - sometimes the guys...) and want to make sweet, sweet love to them. Five stars is the hottest, we mean, highest honor.
Four stars is a total hunkalicious of burning love, but maybe we didn't like his hair for some reason. We still think he's hot, and we're still going to recommend him, we mean, the book, to readers because it's a damn fine ass, we mean book.
Three stars = that awkward guy at the party. He's cute and you know he's cute, and if you look at him the right way, he even looks like Brad Pitt a little, but there are flaws. Surprisingly, he's good in bed (because you got drunk and shit happens).
Remember that - yeah we don't either.
One star is like expecting a somewhat attractive guy and being sent a Grumpy cat meme. We appreciate the effort, but no. This book was not for us. Grumpy cat might want to use it for litter though.
Meet Jake Danes of Hudson River, Lone Wolf, avid gamer, extreme sports enthusiast, and surfer. He’s spent the last two years roaming free, exploring the world and escaping the dark place his pack had become after betrayal and murder tore them apart. Sure life has changed at home, but… Read more »
This book sends us back to Spindle Cove, er sort of. It doesn’t actually take place in Spindle Cove, but we do see some familiar faces, and the heroine, of course, Charlotte Highwood. The quick and dirty of it is that Charlotte saw Lord Granville (from Say Yes to the… Read more »
Holy cow! I have no idea how to review this. I mean, it was epic. So much happened, and according the the witch oracle, so much more is going to happen. Soon. And not all of it good. Kate has really been learning what it means to claim a land…. Read more »
Hey guys! Pocket Books was cool enough to send me an extra copy of Monica McCarty’s The Ghost, so what’s the best thing to do with it? A Giveaway! Of course. This is the final installment in her fantastic series the Highland Guard. If you’ve been following this blog for… Read more »
Jennifer Ashley has long been a favorite of mine, and when I saw she had a story in the new box set BodyGuard out on September 20, I had to let you guys know! This set is four stories ranging from Paranormal Romance to Contemporary Romance, and for only $.99… Read more »
I am super excited to introduce you guys to Ana Jolene. Her debut novel Glory is about a heroine who has bipolar disorder in a dystopian setting. It’s exciting and different. I haven’t read anything like it, and I definitely haven’t read a heroine who has Bipolar Disorder before. If… Read more »
I found this one really meh. Basically you have Britney Spears, I mean Sweet Baby Jane (which seriously? That name?), and she has a stalker who was just released from prison. The hero works at a private security firm and is hired as her bodyguard. I liked the bodyguard/pop princess… Read more »
Note: I’ve noticed a lot of people (via my Twitter stream) don’t like the inspiration for this story/series. For those who don’t know, it’s basically “if TMZ existed during the Regency.” There’s a mention of the Kardashians having been a part of the original inspiration as well. Some readers see… Read more »
Title: Deadly Genesis Author: Heather Long Series: Boomers #2 Genre: Action/Adventure, Science Fiction, Time Travel, Superhereos Release Date: September 1, 2016 Publisher: All Romance eBooks LLC Format: eBook Digital ISBN: 9781945193033 To save her sanity may cost him his mind… Synopsis: Amanda Kincaid Codename: Corkscrew Abilities: nuclear… Read more »
In preparation for the new Kate Daniels book Magic Binds (out September 20th), I’ve been catching up on all the short stories and novellas I’ve missed. I thought this was 5 Kate Daniels stories, but it’s actually several Kate Daniels world stories, one YA story, and a my favorite, a… Read more »
Wow. This whole series is so amazing! And that last line? Whoa. You guys need to pick it up ASAP. It’s an Urban Fantasy, but with strong romantic elements, and I think it’s one of the best out there. This is book 5 in the Graveyard Queen series, and I… Read more »
I’ve never written a post like this before, because I really hate to not finish a book. Lately I feel like so many books are just…disappointing. I’m a moody reader, and only want to read what I’m in the mood for, so you’d think I’d have fewer DNFs. I don’t… Read more »
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